If ever there was an example of our coalition government's lack of understanding
of 'real' people, it's the latest debacle over a possible strike by
tanker drivers who deliver the much needed fuel to our forecourts.
Following on from its attempts to promote negative public opinion on
benefit claimants, students, pensioners, pasty eaters and anyone else
who doesn't live in the 40 percent tax bracket, government 'spinners' thought they would
turn us all against the members of
Unite
union who, apparently, threatened to strike over changed working terms and conditions. Please bear
in mind, a strike had not been called; it had only been optioned.
I should point out, I have no knowledge or interest in the rights and
conditions of the drivers, or the fact they earn a larger than average
wad of money by seating themselves on top of a potential bomb whilst
navigating the M25 and other possible roads to hell.
Time for the coalition's manipulators to bring on the clown....
Enter, stage right, government minister
Francis Maude who, like a member of
Dad's Army, told us not to panic about a possible shortage, but to go and fill up
jerry cans with petrol and store them in our garages.
Personally, I don't have a garage and wouldn't know a jerry can from a tanning salon.
It seems, though, I am not the only one without a garage, as someone
made the headlines
today by setting themselves on fire whilst trying to transfer petrol,
between cans, in her kitchen – all while the cooker was working! I
should probably now be writing about the decline in the standard of
science education but I am still in a state of disbelief.
Of course, when someone from the government says “don't panic” we
'real' people all DO panic. Predictably, we rush to sit in queues
waiting to fill any available container we can find to fill.
Those in society above the level of 'real' people send their chauffeurs and nannies
to sit in the queues on their behalf – well, this is the big society!!
After three days of extra panicking, queuing and an increase in
petrol sales, it appears the tanker drivers' union is going to start
negotiating, via arbitration service
ACAS, on Monday and any 'strike' won't be 'struck' in the immediate future.
So... panic over?
Not quite, as the poor old oil speculators now have to worry about
how they are going to manipulate their financial planning to minimise
their exposure to tax, whilst our beloved coalition government will have
to pay out enormous amounts of overtime to the civil servants who will
burn the midnight oil counting all the additional tax revenue gained
from the extra fuel sold during the 'panic'.
Prepare yourself to hear the chancellor pronounce good financial news next month.
Do you get the feeling we've all been taken for a ride?